Louis leaving Shamrock Tattoo Company after getting a new tattoo in Los Angeles
thank you beyoncé for these mouths
this is making me want crack fic where harry and liam basically compete to see who can blow the most dudes/blow dudes in the weirdest locations during tour, like it’s their fun little pulling competition in each city and they’re quiet about it but it’s serious, man. liam’ll slide down onto the sofa on the bus one night, grinning, and say, “did a sound tech, in the arena toilet, a half hour ago-” and harry will say - absently turning a page in his book - “eh. niall, in his bunk. he came like - what time is it?”
"half past nine," liam says, checking his watch and shoving a piece of gum in his mouth.
"six minutes ago?" harry says, still not looking up. "yeah. six minutes ago."
"slag," liam mutters, defeated. "it doesn’t count if you just do niall, he’s easy." and harry just grins with that swollen bruised-pink mouth, pulling liam’s legs over his and letting liam nuzzle into his neck.
"what are you reading?" liam mumbles.
"stuff," harry says vaguely, tickling liam’s knee, and they fall asleep like that until louis and zayn come in, red-eyed and giggly from smoking up.
"uuugh, their fucking mouths,” louis complains, and zayn snorts, shoves him into the bunk.
ALL THE BLOWJOBS
So apparently some rich French guy was sitting around one day and wanted to sit in the middle of the desert and watch Dune with his friends. So he made a theater and then it turns out It was a really, really bad idea and not a single movie was shown there. The local’s in the middle of somewhere Egypt didn’t like the idea for some reason and sabotaged it. Now there’s a random theater in the middle of the desert and some day no one will know why.
[Sebastian]’s really got into it. He’s read all the comics already and spent the last year prepping by just immersing himself in Cold War history, to the point where he would comment on some of the stuff about the origin of the Winter Soldier that I put in the comic. He’d say, ‘Did you know that there really was a General assassinated back then?’ and I’d say, ‘Yes, that’s what I based it on - I took actual moments of history and put him into them.’ He was so into the ride and you couldn’t ask for more.
- Ed Brubaker (via missmarvel)